Thursday, April 20, 2006
The Great Golf Conspiracy
In a brilliant display of investigative reporting, the paper of record, The New York Times, discovered recently that the CEO of Morgan Stanley, John Mack, is maneuvering to place certain golfing buddies on the board of directors.Coming soon: the NYT's blockbuster report on the late Pope John Paul II's suspected dabbling in (gasp!) Catholicism!
Obviously, the Gray Lady's reporting of a story which is, well, so obvious, is deserving of a send-up of the highest magnitude. For that task, there's no better person for the job than my favorite sports commentator and writer, Frank Deford. Mr. Deford is rightly concerned over this development and it's impact on our country's future. You can read his comments here, or listen to them here.
I recommend listening--his voice fairly drips with sarcasm, like a Hardee's biscuit slathered in country gravy.
